mexican food near schaumburg

Okay, so you want Mexican food near Schaumburg, huh? You wanna eat good, like real good, not that fancy stuff that don’t fill ya up. I know a thing or two about finding good eats, don’t you worry.

First off, there’s this place, Fat Rosie’s Taco and Tequila Bar. Sounds kinda silly, “Fat Rosie,” but lemme tell ya, they got tacos that’ll make you wanna slap your mama, but don’t do that, she’s a good woman. They got all sorts of stuff, tequilas and whatnot, if you’re into that. But the food, that’s what you wanna go for.

• Tacos
• Burritos
• Other stuff, you know

Then there’s Cielo Mexican Grill. Cielo, that means sky, I think. Like heaven? Maybe their food is heavenly, I don’t know. But people seem to like it a lot. They say it’s one of the best around. I ain’t been there myself, but if everyone’s saying it’s good, it’s probably worth a try. You know how it is, gotta listen to the folks who know.

Now, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ a bit different, there’s El Mero Mero. That sounds like somethin’ you’d call your husband when he’s bein’ silly, “You mero mero!” Ha! They got tacos too, everyone’s got tacos these days. But they say their other stuff is good too. You gotta try it all, right? Can’t just stick to one thing all the time.

And don’t forget about Sayulita Taco, Mariscos and Tequila Bar. That’s a mouthful, ain’t it? Mariscos, that’s seafood, I think. Like fish and shrimp. So if you like that kinda thing, go there. Me, I’m more of a chicken and beef kinda gal, but to each their own, right? They got tequila too, if you’re into that. Just don’t drink too much, you hear me?

There’s also Taco Maya. Maya, like the old people? I don’t know, but their tacos must be good if they named the place after them. Maybe they got some secret recipe from the old days. Who knows? You gotta try it and see for yourself. Don’t just take my word for it.

And then there’s La Hacienda de Roselle. Hacienda, that’s like a big farm, right? So maybe they got fresh stuff. You know, like vegetables and meat straight from the farm. That’s always good, fresh is best. They got all the usual stuff, tacos, burritos, you know. Can’t go wrong with that.

Oh, and Fire Burrito! Fire, like spicy? Maybe they got some hot stuff for ya. If you like your food with a kick, go there. But be careful, don’t burn your mouth. I can’t handle too much spice, makes my eyes water.

Orale Mexican Bar and Grill, another one. Orale, that’s like “right on” or somethin’, ain’t it? So they must be cool. They probably got some good music playin’ while you eat. Good food and good music, what more can you ask for?

And Panchos Taqueria and Catering. Panchos, that’s a name, right? Like your uncle Pancho. They got taqueria in the name, so they must be serious about their tacos. And catering too, so if you got a big party, they can bring the food to you. That’s handy.

Taqueria Los Juanes, another one with taqueria in the name. Los Juanes, that’s like, the Juans? Maybe they got a bunch of guys named Juan workin’ there. Who knows? Just go eat the tacos, don’t ask too many questions.

Cantarittos Taqueria and Bar. Cantarittos, what’s that? Sounds like singin’ or somethin’. Maybe they got karaoke night? Go sing your heart out while you eat your tacos. Sounds fun, don’t it?

So there you have it, a whole bunch of places to get Mexican food near Schaumburg. Don’t just sit there, go eat! Try them all, find your favorite. And don’t forget to tell ’em I sent ya. Just kidding, they don’t know me. But you’ll know good food when you taste it.

Now, I gotta go make myself some dinner. All this talk about tacos made me hungry. Maybe I’ll just make myself a quesadilla. Simple and easy. You should try that too, sometimes simple is best.

Tags: [Mexican Food, Schaumburg, Restaurants, Tacos, Dining]